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I was sitting in a bar the other night, and a girl came up to me, like a really hot girl, and that doesn’t happen to me very often, so I started to feel kind of giddy. And she whispered in my ear with a real breathy kind of whisper, you know? With tickles in your neck. She said, “I saw Sarah Marshall, you have a great dick”. And I turned around, and I said “Oh, really?”, and then she said, “NO!”. And she went back to her table of equally hot girls and they all had a laugh about it, and pointed at me. It was like a dare or a bet! [x]

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